Don't Worry, You Have Plenty of New Tv This Summer

Just when I thought my DVD was clear, all these shows are coming back this Summer. I'm highlighting what I'm watching:

Wednesday, June 2
America's Got Talent (NBC)
Are We There Yet? (TBS)
Toddlers and Tiaras (TLC)

Thursday, June 3
Burn Notice (USA)
Royal Pains (USA)

Monday, June 7
Last Comic Standing (NBC)
Lie to Me (Fox)
Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family)

Tuesday, June 8
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family)

Wednesday, June 9
Work of Art: The Next Great Artist (Bravo)

Sunday, June 13
True Blood (HBO)
Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami (E!)
Holly's World (E!)
White Collar (USA)

June 15
Double Exposure (Bravo)

June 16
Top Chef (Bravo)

Sunday June 20
The Gates (ABC)
Scoundrels (ABC)
Leverage (TNT)
The Real L Word (Showtime)

Tuesday, June 22
Wipeout (ABC)
HawthoRNe (TNT)
Memphis Beat (TNT)

Thursday, June 24
Rookie Blue (ABC)
Boston Med (eight-part series) (ABC)
Futurama (Comedy Central)

Sunday, June 27
Entourage (HBO)
Hung (HBO)

Monday, June 28
Intervention (A&E)
Huge (ABC Family)
Make It or Break It (ABC Family)

Tuesday, June 29
Downfall (ABC)
Rescue Me (FX)
Louie (FX)

Friday, July 9
Eureka (SyFy)
Haven (SyFy)

Monday, July 12
The Closer (TNT)
Rizzoli & Isles (TNT)

Tuesday, July 13
Warehouse 13 (SyFy)
The Glades (A&E)
Covert Affairs (USA)

Wednesday, July 14
Psych (USA)

Friday, July 25
Mad Men (AMC)
My Boys (TBS)

Tuesday, July 29
Jersey Shore (MTV)

Sunday, Aug. 1
Rubicon (AMC)

Monday, Aug. 9
Bachelor Pad (ABC)
Dating in the Dark (ABC)

Monday, Aug. 16
Weeds (Showtime)
The Big C (Showtime)

Tuesday, Aug. 17
Melissa & Joey (ABC Family)

Happy Birthday Idina Menzel!

There aren't too many celebrities with my birthday, but Idina is one of them so happy birthday! Oh and it's Stephen Tobolosky's birthday too, and he's in everything

RIP Dennis Hopper

Dennis Hopper died today at age 74 from cancer. So sad.

My Review: Sex and the City 2

Well, I'm going to have to agree with most of the other reviews of Sex and the City 2: It kind of stunk.

You have one of the best shows on television; A fresh, funny show about four single women who are best friends looking for love in NYC. It was a brilliant show. The characters were so multi-dimensional and they all went through great story lines.

The first movie was great because it was a logical conclusion to the series: Big and Carrie get married, everyone is happy.

This movie was just so boring and was really just an excuse to make a big movie with a big budget. Nothing really happened. It was about how Carrie missed being single and didn't want to be a boring wife. Even her new book in the movie sucked, because it wasn't about Carrie looking for love it was about Carrie being boring. It would have been a good 30 minute episode of the show, not a 2 and a half hour movie.

The bottom line is that 3 of these women are married, 2 have kids and one is Samantha. Did we really need a sequel? Their story lines have all ended! The reason they ended the series when they did was because they wanted to end on top, and now look what they did! Sure, the movie is making a ton a money, but that's only because people love these characters. The movie was just so boring and kind of pointless. I don't really care about their lives now because it's not relevant. Somehow these women are all living glitzy lives despite the economy and they all have great relationships. Wasn't that covered in the last movie?

If you're a fan, just rent it. It's always fun to see more a show that you love. It wasn't terrible, it was just pointless and way too long.

Grade: C-

I Hope This is True and Not a Publicity Stunt

Spencer and Heidi have split up! Maybe because they're both crazy and he's even crazier. She supposedly left him, which is probably the only smart idea she's had in the last 4 years. I hope this is true and the two of them fade away.

RIP Gary Coleman

Avenue Q is gonna be awkward now.

Another Lost Parody - This Time with a Banana and Gorilla

Funny, kind of weird, very film noir, very cryptic. Check it out.

Lee Wins!

And he was adorable when he won!

Was it just me or was the finale catered for an older generation: Chicago, Alanis Morisette, Hall and Oates, Joe Cocker, Alice Cooper, Michael McDonald etc

Janet Jackson was awesome!

I'm surprised Crystal didn't win, but it really could have been either one of them. Crystal is still going to be plenty successful.

Oh, and I loved all the tributes to Simon. Especially when all the former contestants were on stage.

Dane Cook was awful.

Pants on the Ground + William Hung = Instant Classic

What is 500 days of Summer was a Scary Film?

Gotta love the power of editing...

Everything You Need to Know before you see the Sex and the City Sequel

I'm a huge fan, so I got all the info you need if you want to see the movie without seeing all the seasons. Let's break this down by characters:

Carrie: Carrie was a single lady living in NYC. Throughout the show she had 4 major boyfriends, 2 of which are in the sequel: Big and Aidan. She is currently married to Big.

Carrie and Big: Carrie and Big dated in the first season and broke up. They got back together in the second only to break up again, and by the end of the season Big was engaged to someone else. In the third season she dated Aidan and fell in love, but soon fell into the arms of Big and had an affair with him while she was with Aidan and he was still married. His wife soon finds out about the affair and they get divorced. Carrie and Big now are on bad terms, but by the end of the season they decide the remain friends. In season 4 they are only friends. In season 5, Carrie has a dry spell and sleeps with Big...but as a friend. In season 6, Big realizes that Carrie is "the one" and sweeps her off her feet in Paris. In the first movie they intend to get married, he stands her up at the alter, and in the end they get married.

Carrie and Aidan: Carrie and Aidan dated in season 3 and broke up because he could not forgive her for the affair. In season 4 they reconnect because he co-owns a bar with Miranda's ex(now husband) Steve, and they decide to date again. They even get engaged, but Carries decides she's not the marrying type and he breaks up with her. The run into each other on the street in Season 6 and he is married and has a baby. That is the last time he is seen.

Miranda: She is living in Brooklyn and married to Steve, they have a baby Brady. They have been an on and off couple since season 2, and almost broke up for good in the last movie.

Charlotte: She is married to Harry and lives in NYC. She currently has 2 daughters, Lily and Rose.

Samantha: Samantha was always the slut, but in season 6 she fell in love with Smith and moved out to LA with him in the movie. In the end of the movie she breaks up with Smith realizing she wants to be in NYC and not in a relationship.

Stanford: He is Carrie's gay BFF. In season 5 and 6 he had a boyfriend, but apparently was single in the movie. He kissed Anthony at a New Years Eve Party.

Anthony: He is Charlotte's gay BFF and former wedding planner. He was once tried to be set up with Stanford, but the two did not click. Well, it looks as though they're getting married in the sequel...

That should be it. Of course there is a lot more back story, but I don't think you'll need it in order to understand the movie.

In Honor of Ian McKellan's Birthday: My favorite Extras clip

Ian McKellan explaining acting is one my favorite things to watch and quote.

The Idol Finale: The Final 2 Perform

It's no Adam/Kris finale, and quite frankly I don't really care who wins this less than spectacular season, but I do think Crystal is going to win. I do have one question:

Although I'm not totally disappointed, why is the winner's song a cover? Lee picked "Beautiful Day" and Crystal picked "Up the Mountain". I usually think the winner gets a crappy song as their first single, but they made no mention of how this is a new thing. I'm thankful because last year's "no boundaries" was awful, but still. I thought it was really random.

I'm just excited to see what celebrities pop up on the results show tomorrow.

All of Lost's Unanswered Questions

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Joe Jonas & Demi Lovato Break Up - No One is Surprised or Cares

When will these Disney tweens learn they shouldn't date, or gush about one another because a break up is always inevitable. Poor Demi. Joe's dad apparently called and broke up for him...that's mature. Well, now she and Taylor Swift have more things to talk about.

Lost Alternate Endings - Jimmy Kimmel

Desmond vs Hulk Hogan: The "Brotha" Off

Who is better at using the term of endearment, just watch the video.

My Opinion on the Lost Finale

Last night, I and a bunch of my friends sat down in front of the television, had some Dharma beer and watched the culmination of our favorite show.

It seems like a lot of people were confused, so let me clear up what I got from it:

The flash sideways this season is all a kind of Heaven where all the Lost characters went when they died. They all got there at different times. What's great about that is all the characters got to be reunited, no matter when they actually passed away. A lot of people seem to think that this meant that both story lines were all fake and that the island didn't happen...that is not true at all. The island did happen, and when the season opened post bomb on the island it was a continuation of what had been happening the whole series. The flash sideways could be considered pointless, but it was also a very sweet alternate reality where some characters could be who they wanted to be (ie Jack had a son, Kate was innocent, Sawyer was a cop etc). A lot of people also complained that Michael and Walt weren't in the "heaven", but Michael is on the island as a lost spirit(Remember?), and it would be weird if Walt was there and Michael wasn't.

What is the island? Well that was never fully explained other than what Jacob said in the second to last episode. It's some island that contains light that needs to be protected otherwise the world is destroyed? Sure. Hurley and Ben went on to protect the island after Jack died, and I'd love to see that as a sitcom.

Sure, not everything was explained, but the general idea of it was. It was a great finale, and I'm very happy with it. I cried so hard when characters remembered each other, even Shannon who I hated. (Did anyone else think it was weird that Sayid went on to live eternity with Shannon and not Nadia?)

Overall, it was great. Yes, I wish more things were explained, but I don't feel cheated or disappointed.

Now what do I watch?

Bret Michaels Wins Celebrity Apprentice

Last night, while everyone was watching Lost, Bret Michaels became the third winner of Celebrity Apprentice despite being in the hospital recently and nearly dying. He beat out Holly Robinson Peete of Hanging with Mr. Cooper. Congrats.

Guess Who I Saw Today?

Stanley Tucci! Just chilling in Soho. Gotta love New York...

Conan's Show Will Premiere Nov 8th on TBS

Mark Your Calendar!

The Cast of Lost Says Goodbye

I have to admit, I'm really sad...

CBS Announces Their Fall Schedule

MONDAY
8 p.m . How I Met Your Mother
8:30 Rules of Engagement
9:00 Two and a Half Men
9:30 Mike and Molly *

10:00 Hawaii Five-0 *

TUESDAY
8 p.m. NCIS
9:00 NCIS LA
10:00 The Good Wife

WEDNESDAY
8 p.m. Survivor: Nicaragua
9:00 Criminal Minds
10:00 The Defenders *

THURSDAY
8 p.m. The Big Bang Theory
8:30 $#*! My Dad Says *
9:00 CSI
10:00 The Mentalist

FRIDAY
8 p.m. Medium
9:00 CSI: NY
10:00 Blue Bloods *

SATURDAY
8 p.m. Crimetime Saturday
9:00 Crimetime Saturday
10:00 48 Hours

SUNDAY
7 p.m 60 Minutes.
8:00 The Amazing Race
9:00 Undercover Boss
10:00 CSI: Miami

Maybe Now Transformers 3 Will Be Good?

In addition to losing the racist twin robots, it has just be announced that Megan Fox will not be in the sequel and it is Michael Bay's decision. That's what you get for biting the hand that feeds you.

Guess Who is Moving to Wisteria Lane?

Vanessa Williams! I think she is perfect casting for being a neighbor on the block. I'm glad she got a gig after Ugly Betty got canceled.

Idina Menzel is Rachel's Mom - Not so Much a Shocker

When Idina Menzel was cast on Glee there was immeadiate speculation that she would turn out of be Rachel's mom since they look so much alike. Well, it was revealed last night that she is! It also turns out that Jesse St. James is not there to destory the Glee club, but to reunite mother and daughter as per Idina Menzel's request. However, I am sad that Jesse is playing Rachel even though that's not a huge shocker either, but hopefully that means her and Finn will reconnect in the season finale when Jesse has to inevitably go off to college. I'm excited for Gaga next week!

Also, NPH was awesome last night. I love their rendition of "Dream on".

John Travolta and Kelly Preston Expecting a Baby!

What a miracle! After all the things this family has experienced it's about time they had something good happen to them. Preston is 47 years old! Good for them! Congrats!

Sure It's a Crappy Season, But It's Ralph!

I just discovered the cover art for the Simpsons Season 13, and it's one of my favorite characters Ralph! Good for you, Ralph! You can go brag to your cat, Mittens.

ABC's Television Line Up

New shows are in bold

MONDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars”
10:00 p.m. “Castle”

TUESDAY:
8:00 p.m. “No Ordinary Family” — A live-action version of Pixar’s “The Incredibles.” Michael Chiklis (“The Shield”) and Julie Benz (“Dexter”) star as Jim and Stephanie Powell, a married couple who discover they have superpowers after a plane accident. Tate Donovan ( “Damages”) co-stars. It's a like a replacement for Heroes, but hopefully it will be good.
9:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars the Results Show”
10:00 p.m. “Detroit 1-8-7” — The faux-documentary approach is applied to life within the Homicide Unit of Detroit’s finest. Among the cops depicted: damaged but driven Detective Louis Fitch (Michael Imperioli).

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 p.m. “The Middle”
8:30 p.m. “Better Together” — A family comedy about committed but unmarried couple Maddie and Ben, Maddie’s recently engaged younger sister, and the siblings’ parents (played by Kurt Fuller and Debra Jo Rupp).
9:00 p.m. “Modern Family”
9:30 p.m. “Cougar Town”
10:00 p.m. “The Whole Truth” — Rob Morrow and Joely Richardson star in a “unique legal drama chronicles the way a case is built from the perspective of both the defense and prosecution.”

THURSDAY:
8:00 p.m. “My Generation” — A drama that revisits a group of high schoolers who were followed by a documentary crew in 2000; students include Jaime King and Mechad Brooks
9:00 p.m. “Grey’s Anatomy”
10:00 p.m. “Private Practice”

FRIDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Secret Millionaire” –ABC’s answer to CBS’ “Undercover Boss.” The reality series is being described as: “A one-hour alternative series that follows some of America’s wealthiest people for one week as they leave behind their lavish lifestyles, sprawling mansions and luxury jets, conceal their true identities, and go to live and volunteer in some of the most impoverished and dangerous communities in America.”
9:00 p.m. “Body of Proof” — A devastating car accident puts an end to neurosurgeon Dr. Megan Hunt’s (Dana Delany) time in the operating room. She’s forced to resumes her career as a medical examiner. If this fails she is guaranteed her spot back on Desperate Housewives.
10:00 p.m. “20/20”

SATURDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Saturday Night College Football”

SUNDAY:
7:00 p.m. “America’s Funniest Home Videos”
8:00 p.m. “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition”
9:00 p.m. “Desperate Housewives”
10:00 p.m. “Brothers & Sisters”

Midseason Shows:
“Off the Map” – Shonda Rhimes’ latest medical drama, this time, set in the South American jungle. Caroline Dhavernas (whom Speakeasy loved in “Wonderfalls”) stars as idealistic Dr. Lily Brenner, whose cohorts include young doctors played by martin Henderson, Enrique Murciano, and Mamie Gummer (aka Meryl Streep’s daughter).
“Mr. Sunshine” — Matthew Perry stars as Ben Donovan, the self-involved manager of a second-rate San Diego sports arena who begins to re-evaluate his life on his 40th birthday. Allison Janney co-stars as his boss and arena owner, Crystal. The pilot was co-written by Mr. Perry and was directed by Thomas Schlamme.

“Happy Endings” – After Dave (Zachary Knighton) and Alex (Elisha Cuthbert) break up, they face the inevitable question: who gets to keep the friends?

Two and a Half Men Renewed for 2 More Seasons

...because Charlie Sheen got a massive pay raise. Since the show wasn't going to go on without him, CBS worked out a deal with Sheen so the show can continue for two more seasons. But after all the drama, is it even worth it?

Happy Birthday Tina Fey!

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite funny ladies, Tina Fey!

Don't Miss NPH on Glee Tonight!

It's gonna be (wait for it) legendary! I cannot wait to see Neil Patrick Harris play Will Schuster's rival on Glee. It's also directed by Joss Whedon which is a bonus. Will you be watching?

OMFG GOSSIP GIRL FINALE

Warning: Contains all spoilers from last night's episode

So..here's everything that happened.
1. Nate and Serena broke up..thank goodness.
2. Serena and Dan have rediscovered feelings for each other which will also lead into a break up with Vanessa...another thank goodness.
3. Jenny lost her virginity to Chuck!
4. Jenny has moved from Manhattan to live with her mom because she is an obnoxious bitch.
5. Georgina is back! and is pregnant! with a child she claims is Dan's.
6. Chuck got shot in the last moments of the show.

Total game changer! Way to put all the good moments into the finale in what was for the most part a very boring season. Can't wait until Fall!

It's Official: A Twitter Account is Now a TV Show on CBS

Even though it's been talked about for a while, it is now official that "Sh*t My Dad Says" has been picked up by CBS. The star will show William Shatner. Sigh.

Fox's Television Line Up

MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM HOUSE
9:00-10:00 PM LONESTAR (new)

TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM GLEE
9:00-9:30 PM RAISING HOPE (new)
9:30-10:00 PM RUNNING WILDE (new)

WEDNESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM LIE TO ME
9:00-10:00 PM HELL’S KITCHEN

THURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM BONES
9:00-10:00 PM FRINGE

FRIDAY
8:00-9:00 PM HUMAN TARGET
9:00-10:00 PM THE GOOD GUYS

SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM COPS
8:30-9:00 PM COPS
9:00-10:00 PM AMERICA’S MOST WANTED

SUNDAY
7:00-8:00 PM THE OT (NFL post-game)
8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS
8:30-9:00 PM THE CLEVELAND SHOW
9:00-9:30 PM FAMILY GUY
9:30-10:00 PM AMERICAN DAD

FOX MIDSEASON 2011 PRIMETIME SCHEDULE(All Times ET/PT)

MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM HOUSE
9:00-10:00 PM LONESTAR (new) / RIDE-ALONG (new)

TUESDAY
8:00-9:30 PM AMERICAN IDOL Performance Show
9:30-10:00 PM RUNNING WILDE (new) / MIXED SIGNALS (new; spring)

WEDNESDAY
8:00-8:30 PM RAISING HOPE (new)
8:30-9:00 PM AMERICAN IDOL Results Show
9:00-10:00 PM GLEE T

HURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM BONES
9:00-10:00 PM FRINGE

FRIDAY
8:00-9:00 PM HUMAN TARGET
9:00-10:00 PM KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM COPS
8:30-9:00 PM COPS
9:00-10:00 PM AMERICA’S MOST WANTED

SUNDAY
7:00-7:30 PM THE SIMPSONS (encores)
7:30-8:00 PM AMERICAN DAD
8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS
8:30-9:00 PM BOB’S BURGERS (new)
9:00-9:30 PM FAMILY GUY
9:30-10:00 PM THE CLEVELAND SHOW

New Series: Bob's Burgers, Raising Hope, Lonestar, Ride-Along, Running Wilde, Mixed Signals, The X Factor

Renewed: American Dad, American Idol, America's Most Wanted: America Strikes Back, Bones, The Cleveland, COPS, Family Guy, Fringe, Glee, Hell's Kitchen, House, Human Target, Kitchen Nightmares, Lie to Me, The Simpsons

Cancelled: 24, Brothers, Dollhouse, Our Little Genius, Past Life, Sit Down, Shut Up, Sons of Tucson, 'Til Death, The Wanda Sykes ShowScheduling Changes: Glee, Lie to MeMidseason Launches: Bob's Burgers, Ride-Along, Terra Nova, Mixed Signals

What the Eff is Going On With Spencer Pratt?

"The Hills" -- Spencer's Crystals -
He is freaking out of his mind! Yelling at people for no reason, alienating his family, blowing up over nothing, attacking celebrities he doesn't know on twitter, calling people a famewhore even though that's what he is...etc. He is CRAZY. And most importantly, what is going on with the crystals? What the hell is going on?!

NBC's Fall Schedule

MONDAY
8-9 p.m: Chuck
9-10 p.m: The Event (new)
10-11 p.m.: Chase (new)

TUESDAY
8-10 p.m.: The Biggest Loser
10-11 p.m.: Parenthood

WEDNESDAY
8-9 p.m.: Undercovers (new)
9-10 p.m.: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
10-11 p.m.: Law & Order: Los Angeles (new)

THURSDAY
8- 8:30 p.m.: Community
8:30-9 p.m.: 30 Rock
9-9:30 p.m.: The Office
9:30-10 p.m.: Outsourced (new)
10-11 p.m.: Love Bites (new)

FRIDAY
8-9 p.m.: Who Do You Think You Are?/School Pride (new)
9-10 p.m.: Dateline NBC
10-11 p.m.: Outlaw (new)

SUNDAY
7- 8:15 p.m.: Football Night in America
8:15-11:30 p.m.: NBC Sunday Night Football

SUNDAY (midseason)
7-8 p.m.: Dateline NBC
8-9 p.m. – Minute to Win It
9-11 p.m. – The Celebrity Apprentice

In my opinion NBC has lost most of it's quality shows in the last few years and is no longer as good as some other networks. I am happy they canceled Heroes though.

Lost + Muppets = GREATEST VIDEO EVER

Hurley Saying Dude - The Montage

The video speaks for itself.

Chuck Picked Up For Season 4

There were cancellation rumors, but Chuck has made it through and will go on to make Season 4. Which is good for me because I'm still catching up on Season 2.

I Know Kerouac is Dead, but You're Making it Worse

Why are they going ahead with this "On the Road" movie and WHY did they cast both Kristen Stewart and Kirsten Dunst?! First of all, I don't think the movie should even be made and secondly...I DON'T THINK THIS MOVIE SHOULD BE MADE. UGH.

Hollywood Men Who Won't Cheat

So I found this list of who people think are Hollywood's loyal husbands. It's sad that these lists come out because of all the cheating scandals going on. I think it's a very short list, but I agree with the choices:

Tom Hanks

Ashton Kutcher

Pierce Brosnan

Matt Damon

Jake Gyllenhaal

Kevin Bacon

Jeff Bridges

Phil Mickelson

It's Down to the Final 3

So it's down to Crystal, Lee and Casey. I personally thought Casey should go home because he lacks personality, but he'll probably be the next to go. For the next episode the Idols go to their home town where people who didn't like them before will now suck up to them. I really hope next season is the last season. The show has majorly lost it's juice and originality.

MTV Movie Award Nominations are the Tween Version of the Kids Choice Awards

BEST MOVIE (voting stays live throughout the 2010 Movie Awards ceremony)
Alice In Wonderland
Avatar
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The Hangover
The Twilight Saga: New Moon

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

Amanda Seyfried – Dear John
Emma Watson – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
Zoe Saldana – Avatar

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

Channing Tatum – Dear John
Daniel Radcliffe – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Zac Efron – 17 Again

BEST BREAKOUT STAR

Anna Kendrick – Up in the Air
Chris Pine – Star Trek
Gabourey Sidibe – Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
Logan Lerman – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Quinton Aaron – The Blind Side
Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE

Ben Stiller – Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Bradley Cooper – The Hangover
Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
Sandra Bullock – The Proposal
Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover

BEST VILLAIN

Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds
Helena Bonham Carter – Alice In Wonderland
Ken Jeong – The Hangover
Stephen Lang – Avatar
Tom Felton – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

BEST FIGHT

Beyoncé Knowles vs. Ali Larter – Obsessed
Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds – X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Logan Lerman vs. Jake Abel – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Robert Downey Jr. vs. Mark Strong – Sherlock Holmes
Sam Worthington vs. Stephen Lang – Avatar

BEST KISS

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning – The Runaways
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Valentine’s Day
Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington – Avatar

BEST WTF MOMENT

Betty White – The Proposal, Cops a Feel
Bill Murray – Zombieland , Bill Murray?! A Zombie?!
Isabel Lucas – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Unexpected Transformation
Ken Jeong – The Hangover , Naked Trunk Surprise
Megan Fox – Jennifer’s Body, Vomits a Mysterious Black Ooze

GLOBAL SUPERSTAR (New Category)

Robert Pattinson
Kristen Stewart
Taylor Lautner
Johnny Depp
Daniel Radcliffe

BEST SCARED-AS-SH*T PERFORMANCE (New Category)

Alison Lohman – Drag Me To Hell
Amanda Seyfried – Jennifer’s Body
Jesse Eisenberg – Zombieland
Katie Featherston – Paranormal Activity
Sharlto Copley – District 9

BIGGEST BADASS STAR (New Category)

Rain
Angelina Jolie
Channing Tatum
Sam Worthington
Chris Pine

Kurt Singing Rose's Turn on Glee

Definitely the highlight of last night's episode. It is also definitely worth re-watching...over and over again.

Will Arnett Tweets About New Show with Mitchell Hurwitz

arnettwill Fox just picked up the series M. Hurwitz, J. Vallely and I wrote for the fall…it also stars Keri Russell and @serafinowicz amongst others!!
arnettwill I must admit I'm very happy at this moment...


This has to be good! If it's anything like Arrested Development I will be very happy.

Sarah Silverman Show Officially Cancelled

Sad! It was inevitable since it barely got renewed for last season and it got pushed from 10:30 to Midnight. I'm sure the whole cast will find something else to do. Perhaps a live show? I'd see that!

LOST! Holy Smoke Monster!

Spoilers!!

Okay, there's only ONE episode before the finale. And this is what we found out last night: Jacob and the Man in Black are brothers! Also, Alison Janney was their crazy adopted mother who the Man in Black killed after she and Jacob killed the man in black's new tribe. Confused?? It seems like crazy Allison Janney and Jacob contributed to MIB evilness, and that he was a good guy until his tribe was destroyed. All he wanted, and still wants, is to get off the island. Jacob sent him into the "light" and that's how he became the smoke monster. They also don't age but can be killed, which is very confusing. AND Allison Janney and the MIB are Adam and Eve from Season 1, not Rose and Bernard which is what so many people predicted. How is this all gonna wrap up?????

Also, this is cool:

My Review: Babies

Here's the short review, because Babies was a short movie.

Babies stars babies and is about...babies. There is no actual substance to this movie. It is basically watching someone's home movies for 80 minutes. Sure, babies are very cute, everyone loves babies. But there's no voice over, no interview, no story line. It's like when you watched Wall-E before there was any dialogue in it; it was cute but if it kept going like that you would lose interest. In the end you almost feel creepy for watching these babies just hanging out not doing anything. And you would think that because these four babies live in different areas that it would be a commentary on culture and how babies are raised...but no. Just babies sleeping, eating(UGH! The breastfeeding!), playing, learning to crawl, learning to walk, learning to talk etc. Save your money and just babysit your friend's kid if you want to watch a baby for an hour.

Run Joey Run - Glee Style

This has been stuck in my head since last weeks episode of Glee. I think it's genius. Enjoy it if you haven't already seen it!

Are V and Lost the Same Show? Watch this Video!

I saw this on the Soup and I thought it was brilliant. I have never fully watched an episode of V, but obviously someone is paying close attention to notice all the similarities between V and Lost.

This is at the Top of My Birthday Wish List!

I'm so excited this is finally on DVD!

Interesting Shrek Marketing...

Names of the nail polish:
What's with the Cattitude? - Blue
Fiercely Fiona - Light Lime Green
Rumples Wiggin - Light Purple
Who the Shrek Are You? - Shrek Green

Really?

Happy Birthday Cory Monteith!

...and Glee is on Tonight. Sweet. The Frankteen turns 28 today! 28 is old for high school isn't it?

MacGruber Getting Good Reviews?

More like great reviews! I think the trailers look stupid but the reviews are saying that it's really funny. I might need to see it now.

My Review: Iron Man 2

So I got to see the midnight screening of Iron Man 2 with a bunch of comic book nerds wearing Iron Man t-shirts and home made costumes of the superhero himself. This is what I personally thought of the movie:

For starters I thought that Robert Downey Jr was incredible. The man can do no wrong acting wise. He is Tony Stark, he is Iron Man, he is human being, he is a superhero. His performance is what made the movie for me. However, I was not as big of a fan of the sequel as I was the original. That does not mean in any way that I thought IM2 was a bad movie, because it wasn't. It just felt to me that something was missing.

Perhaps it was the lack luster acting of the supporting characters. Both women, Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johannsen, were not very good. Not to say that these women are bad actresses, because they definitely are not. I just think in general male directors have an issue directing women. It just doesn't make sense that an Academy Award winner would be so boring and awful that I just wanted her to leave the scene. I thought Mickey Rourke and Sam Rockwell were great as villians, especially Rourke, but neither one of them had that much screen time. And then there's Don Cheadle, who replaced Terrance Howard, who I also thought was very boring and dry. Maybe everyone just didn't seem as impressive compared to Robert Downey Jr?

The plot was a lot of fun. I mean it's a fun, action movie. What it was missing for me was story. I missed learning about Tony Stark and his adventure in becoming a superhero. It just followed the same superhero sequel formula where there's a new bad guy and a new love interest. I just wanted more from it. Maybe I am being naive in thinking it could have been more, but after seeing movies like the Dark Knight and Kick Ass I feel like superhero movies need to kick it up a notch.

Grade: B

What's Going Down on the Gossip Girl Finale

OMFG:

· Threesome
· Departure
· Mini time-jump
· Engagement ring!
· Shooting
· Birth
· Shocking twists
· Blair and Jenny will have a physical fight

Can't wait!

Best Mother's Day Video Ever - Mother Lover

I love this video!

Happy Mother's Day Courtesy of Mr. T

Happy Birthday Don Rickles!

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The man is 84 years old and has still got it!

Worst TV Show Ever

First, it's produced by the worst human being in the world, Spencer Pratt, second it's called "Fist Pumping for Love" and third and possibly worst of all it stars some dude that dated Snooki from Jersey Shore for like a month. Why?

Betty White Tonight on SNL!

My DVR is set! So excited!

Super 8 Teaser

So I saw Iron Man 2(review to come when I have more time), and in front of it was the much hyper Super 8 trailer from director JJ Abrams and producer Steven Spielberg. It is not Cloverfield 2, it is an alien movie about something that was transported from Area 51 and escapes. It looks cool, but the teaser was very vague. It left a lot to the imagination which is good for the movie because that will only generate more hype. I'm always happy with Abrams, so I have a good feeling about it.

Aaron Kelly Gets Kicked Off American Idol

Well, it was kind of inevitable but 17 year old Aaron Kelly has been kicked off American Idol. Did you know that he won the American Idol contest in Disney and that's how he got to the auditions in the first place? I think that's pretty impressive. Next weeks theme is songs from movies with mention Jaime Foxx. I'm pretty sure I've seen that episode before.

Ghost Busters 3 Gets a Release Date

Christmas 2012 is the release date for the much anticipated sequel. Are you looking forward to it?

You Would Think the Walk of Fame Would Have a Spell Checker

Oops! Julia Louis-Dreyfus received her star on the Walk of Fame which is a huge honor, but they spelt her name wrong. It says Julia Luis Dreyfus. No hyphen, no "o". Poor Julia. At least they fixed it quickly and she laughed about it. Someone is in trouble...

Hank Azaria is...GARGAMEL

This Smurfs movie is really happening huh? Here is a picture of Hank Azaria in NYC filming a scene. Do I want to see this movie?

Kick Ass 2 Gets a 2012 Release

Sigh, another sequel. But I think this will be very...kick ass.

Dear Lost, Are You Trying to Depress Me?

Spoiler Alert!

So whoever is a fan of Lost definitely had their heart broken last night. Three main characters: Sayid, Jin & Sun all tragically died. Not to mention Frank Lapides was killed, Kate got shot and Sawyer is barely conscious. WTF? I am so sad that Jin and Sun finally got reunited only to be killed within 24 hours. At least all 3 are still alive in the flash sideways.

The finale, which is now 2 and a half hours long, is going to be legendary.